the vets

today i got really ill, spewing up, diarrhea, shivering,

horrible,

so my mum called my auntie who swooped in 

like superman, and as all villains in the comic books

(yes i do read comics) 

i was taken to the worst place of all

the vets

the worst place i have ever been to is the the vets

oh the horrors!

the things they do!

i was made to stand still

(whimpering)

while a very strange man 

stuck his fingers up my bottom!

i tell you after that i was fine.

no need to go there again for a long time!

i hope