Roger

There is a new cat on the block, 

i don't like him

my cousin is addicted to him,

him and his smug little face

him and his cuddly personality

him and his...oh I've lost my trail of though i am so angry! 

i got shut out of the kitchen for ages just so they could let him in

and play with him!

so what if he's better at chasing pigeons than me?

so what if he comes for cuddles?

so what if he is adorable?

i'm still cute

aren't i?

they don't even know his name!

so they called him 

Roger

talk about a rubbish name.