bbq

i, my parents and grandparents went to my auntie's house for a BBQ

and i got loads of leftovers!

only i don't think being squashed by your massively heavy cousin is quite as pleasant.

I was board so she said she would play ball with me,

at this i jumped up and ran to the open back door with her,

only they have a slippery wood floor, and slipperier mats

and as i ran my foot slipped

i accidentally kicked her legs away

she fell onto all fours 

squashing my bum doing so.

i have never yelped so loud before in my life!